Trinkets friend
Obstergo NEM3SIS.
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Posted - 2012.03.01 04:13:00 -
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What we really, really need, for us bittervets who incessantly complain and for the nubs who always want new ships, is not some form of wormhole mini-carrier, nor a T2 Orca to transport Incursion bears ships between constellations within Domain because they are too thick to hit the A button and go spank it to Mintchip vids. Nor do we need another variety of T2 destroyer with cloak and logistics and a command ship bonus. Nor do we even need or want tech 3 frigs or BS's.
Newp.
We need T2 noobships.
Why? Because its pretty damn simple, brah. I have 80M skillpoints, my clones are worth more than half the ships I fly, and every time I dock in a station I get some peon's crotch-protector of a noobship. It totally is not befitting the style, sophistication or wallet balance to which I have become accustomed as a bittervet.
I want a reaper with gold piping, and chrome exhaust pipes, when my toons get over an abitrary level of skillpoints, which I will set at 80M because, lets face it, this is all about ME.
Being an elite noobship...in fact, hold that thought, I am so far beyond noob I don't even WANT a noobship. Why do I get a noobship when clearly I am not? So lets call it a bittervetship, or a Vetship.
My vetship, aside from the chrome pipes and 21" spinner rims, will get Tech 2 bonuses. They will be so far beyond the realms of mere mortals and other space peons people will be jellymad, and let me lay out the list of specifications my Vetship will have.
Two civilian miners. Yes, two. A man needs to mine like a pro. Two units ofcomplimentray tritanium. No, screw that, I want a free unit of morphite and a stripper. An extra midslot, for a total of two, which will allow me to fit both a survey scanner and a cargo scanner. An extra lowslot, for a grand total of two. This will allow me to double-nano it so I can win the illegal street races held behind Jita 4-4. Bitches will be trippin' But, being T2, it will get 2 rig slots.
Powergrid and CPU can be the same.
Yeah. This is the best damn idea for a new ship class ever. The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man. Sun Tzu @trinketsfriend on twatter
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